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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 02:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Astronomers discover most powerful cosmic explosions since the Big Bang - Space

No, not a chance

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Person arrested after security threat at Sea-Tac, flights halted - MyNorthwest.com

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Pirates Manager Ejected for Ripping Into Umps After Brutal Call Cost Team Tying Run - Sports Illustrated

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Massive ocean discovered 700 km beneath Earth’s surface shocks scientists - Glass Almanac

Then came..

So they tried

Why are Republicans such intolerant people?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Exploring the cosmos fills us with wonder, Pope tells scientists - Vatican News

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Still no good.

This brilliant, hidden iPhone feature lets you print anything to PDF - Boy Genius Report

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)